A Cheeky Encounter with Architectural Antics

The Architect and His Pillow Plight

Well, well, well! Gather ’round, dear readers, for a tale that’s as twisted as a spiral staircase in a haunted mansion. Brace yourselves, because we’re diving into the bizarre world of Clive Willie, an architect with a penchant for pillow plots and strangling sprees. Yes, you heard that right – an architect! Now, grab your hard hats and safety goggles, because this is going to be one wild ride through the halls of architectural absurdity.

An Architect’s Tale: Past and Present

Picture this: a charming architect, with his blueprint-stained hands and a gleam in his eye that could rival the shine on polished marble. But behind that façade of professionalism lurks a dark secret – a history of attempted strangulation that could send shivers down even the stoutest of columns.

So, what’s the story, you ask? Well, it seems our dear architect attempted to smother his wife with a pillow, only to have the ghost of his past deeds come creeping back – turns out, he tried to strangle her eight long years ago! It’s like a plot straight out of a Gothic novel, but alas, dear reader, this is no work of fiction. This is the twisted reality of a man who should have stuck to drafting blueprints instead of sinister schemes.

A Brush with Architectural Infamy

Now, hold onto your hard hats, because here’s where it gets juicy – I may have crossed paths with this nefarious architect in my own architectural escapades! Yes, you heard me right. Yours truly may have shared a drawing board with this pillow-wielding perpetrator back in the day at Povall Worthington.

Oh, the memories flood back like a burst pipe in a neglected basement. The late-night design sessions, the frantic rush to meet deadlines – all while little did we know, one among us was harbouring dark desires beneath that polished exterior. It’s enough to make even the most stoic architect reach for a stiff drink.

Unveiling the Architectural Enigma

But let’s not dwell solely on the misdeeds of one rogue architect. After all, the world of architecture is vast and brimming with talent, creativity, and yes, the occasional oddball or two. While our pillow-plunging protagonist may have tarnished the reputation of architects everywhere, let’s not forget the countless others who strive to create beauty and functionality in the built environment.

So, what’s the moral of this twisted tale? Perhaps it’s a reminder that behind every facade, there may lurk secrets untold. Or maybe it’s simply a cautionary tale for aspiring architects – beware of those who wield pillows with sinister intent!

Original post updated to include the following update

The Architect’s Pillow Plight Continues

Well, well, well! It seems our architectural escapade has taken yet another twist, dear readers. Just when you thought the drama couldn’t get any more bizarre, we find ourselves entangled in a web of deceit spun by none other than another architect – Andrew McGarry. Hold onto your hard hats, because this update is bound to ruffle a few feathers and send shockwaves through the architectural community.

An Architect’s Tale: Past, Present, and a Shocking Update

Let’s rewind a bit, shall we? We were just getting comfortable with the tale of an architect with a penchant for pillow plots and strangling sprees when lo and behold, another architect steps into the spotlight – Andrew McGarry. Yes, it seems our profession attracts quite the colourful characters, doesn’t it?

So, what’s the latest scoop? Brace yourselves, because this one’s a real jaw-dropper – Mr. McGarry, from behind bars no less, allegedly offered a whopping £50k to have his ex-wife and children snuffed out like candles on a birthday cake! It’s the stuff of tabloid headlines and courtroom dramas, but alas, dear reader, this is the twisted reality we find ourselves in.

A Brush with Architectural Infamy: Part Two

Now, if you thought our encounter with the pillow-plunging architect was wild, just wait until you hear about my run-in with Mr. McGarry. Yes, yours truly may have crossed paths with this nefarious architect in my own architectural escapades, much like with his predecessor at EC Harris.

Oh, the irony of it all – to think that I once shared a drawing board with not one, but two architects harbouring dark desires beneath their polished exteriors. It’s enough to make even the most seasoned architect question their choice of profession.

Unveiling the Architectural Enigma: Redux

But let’s not dwell solely on the misdeeds of these rogue architects. After all, the world of architecture is vast and brimming with talent, creativity, and yes, the occasional oddball or two. While our pillow-plunging protagonist and his newfound accomplice may have tarnished the reputation of architects everywhere, let’s not forget the countless others who strive to create beauty and functionality in the built environment.

So, what’s the moral of this ever-twisting tale? Perhaps it’s a reminder that behind every facade, there may lurk secrets untold. Or maybe it’s simply a cautionary tale for aspiring architects – beware of those who wield not only pillows but also nefarious intentions from behind bars!