Cheers to Beer and Curry Friday!
Banana Beer and Tesco’s Curry: A Pairing Made in Friday Heaven
Well, well, well, look who’s made it through another grueling workweek! Michele’s clocked out, and it’s time for a culinary escapade for the dynamic duo. The youngest one’s pulling a disappearing act on the other side of Wigan, and you know what that means – peace and quiet! But before the serenity sets in, duty calls, and off we go to drop off the kid’s essentials like the devoted parents we are. With that parental chore checked off, it’s a spirited trip to Tesco for what we like to call the Friday BIG Shop.
Liquid Courage: Beer Edition
But wait, the week’s been a battlefield, and we need some liquid courage to face the aftermath. Enter a selection of strong beers, the unsung heroes of adulting. First up on the tasting menu? A bottle of banana beer. Yes, you heard it right, banana beer. It’s a bit like the rebel of the beer world—different, intriguing, and, let’s be honest, not an automatic addition to the shopping cart unless the alternative is a barren beer aisle.
Banana Beer: A One-Time Adventure
The verdict? It was an experience. A “would I buy it again?” kind of experience. Maybe, if it’s the last bottle standing between me and a beerless night. But fear not, for there were a couple more contenders in the beer Olympics to wash down Tesco’s curry. Ah, the timeless companionship of Beer and Curry—like a buddy cop movie, but for your taste buds.
Office Antics: Mellow Edition
Flash forward to the office today, and let’s just say I was channeling my inner zen master. Not much chatter, not many words—just the quiet hum of productivity. Is it that time of the month, you ask? Well, maybe in a metaphorical sense. We all have those days when we’re a bit more introspective, right?
Weekend Blueprint: Housework, Costco, and Football Frenzy
As Friday sunsets into Saturday, it’s time for the grand spectacle of housework. Because nothing says “weekend” like tackling domestic chores with gusto. Next on the agenda? A pilgrimage to Costco to stock up the freezer—a task of Herculean proportions. And let’s not forget the parental dash to retrieve the prodigal youngest from the clutches of his mates.
Football Fever: Goals and Season Ticket Renewals
Fast forward to the football frenzy. FA Cup final: Liverpool vs. Chelsea at 17:15. Will I be waving a flag for a team? Who knows, but may the football gods bless us with an entertaining match. And then, the pièce de résistance on Sunday—a battle for goals and three points against Swansea. The stakes are high, the tension palpable. It’s not just a game; it’s a quest for glory.
Wallet’s Bane: Season Ticket Renewals
Oh, and just when you thought the weekend was all fun and games, reality slaps you with a hefty bill. The Season Ticket renewals have arrived, and they come with a price tag that could make a grown man weep—£722 each. The deadline? June 1st. Time to start counting pennies, because nothing says commitment like a direct debit to football euphoria.
Cheers to the Weekend, Folks!
So, here’s to a weekend of banana beer adventures, curry conquests, domestic triumphs, and football fervor. May your fridge be stocked, your team victorious, and your wallet resilient.
