The Grand Return: A Fresh Blog Extravaganza
Hello, World! Did You Miss Me?
Well, well, well! After a fortnight of hibernation in the blogosphere, I emerge like a phoenix rising from the ashes of my own silence. Now, don’t worry; it wasn’t a case of writer’s block. It was more of a strategic retreat, a momentary pause to gather my thoughts. Okay, who am I kidding? I had precisely nothing to say! But hey, isn’t that the beauty of a blog? Sometimes, silence is the most eloquent expression.
The Chronicles of My Exciting Work Life
Let’s talk about WORK, darling. It’s been a whirlwind romance with AutoCAD requests flying in from every corner of EC Harris. I mean, who knew everyone had a sudden craving for AutoCAD? Qatar’s knocking on our digital door for extra CAD seats, and we’re this close to making it happen. We’re also in the midst of a grand project—picture this, a makeover for all our legacy AutoCAD seats, turning them into the fabulous 2014 versions. Shoutout to the IT Helpdesks worldwide for being the unsung heroes in this digital symphony.
AutoCAD Avengers Assemble!
Can we take a moment to appreciate the global teamwork here? IT Helpdesks from Asia, the Middle East, and the UK uniting like superheroes to give our AutoCAD a glow-up. Avengers, assemble! This blog post is brought to you by the letter ‘C’ for CAD and ‘W’ for Work Wonders.
Football and the Red Devils: A Love Story
Switching gears, let’s talk MUFC. Ah, Manchester United, the red devils who’ve recently emerged from a spell so troublesome even Merlin couldn’t sort it out. Champions, my friends, don’t forget that. And David Moyes, our fearless leader, is finally figuring out his squad, or at least trying to. I bet even he’s playing fantasy football in his head every night.
Nostalgia Corner: Remembering the Dark Ages
Quick question: Among the 74,000 fans at Old Trafford, how many actually remember the days of Sexton, Docherty, and Atkinson? I’m convinced it’s just a handful. The rest probably think these are characters from a long-lost Shakespearean tragedy.
Family Matters: A Soap Opera Unfolds
Now, onto the juiciest chapter—FAMILY. The offspring are thriving. Sam, Matt, and Harry are working their DIY magic on the house, and Harry has graduated from crawling to walking. A man’s man, they say, except when Sam’s around. Drew and Fran are jet-setting back from Hong Kong; I can almost hear their adventure tales already. Lewis has been putting in the hours at The Radisson during half term, and today he experienced a rare phenomenon—freedom to gallivant around Leigh with his mates. As for Josh, well, teenage angst has officially taken over. But fear not, dear Josh, for there are two adults at home, and you are not one of them.
Family Fiesta: Nephew’s Birthday Bash
Oh, and did I mention the weekend fiesta? We celebrated my nephew’s birthday in true family style. Balloons, cake, and the chaos that only family gatherings can bring. Pro tip: Never challenge a toddler to a balloon-popping contest unless you’re ready for war.
Until Next Time, My Lovely Readers
And there you have it—my life in the past couple of weeks, spilled onto this digital canvas. It feels good to be back, like reuniting with an old friend. Until our next rendezvous, stay fabulous and keep those AutoCAD dreams alive!
