Unpacking Paradise: Our Week at Corralejo, Fuerteventura

From Seaside Views to Sauna Surprises: The Atlantis Experience

Ahoy, fellow travelers! Gather ’round as we spill the tea on our recent escapade to the Gran Hotel Atlantis Bahia Real in Corralejo, Fuerteventura. Brace yourselves for a tale filled with Champagne greetings, beachfront bliss, and a sauna scandal that left my wife blushing.

Smooth Sailing from Start to Shore

Our journey began with a series of date changes, a dance we performed with the reservation team. Despite our indecisiveness, they waltzed with us gracefully. A private transfer awaited us at the airport, and I must say, being treated like royalty by a man who insisted on carrying our luggage felt like the start of a grand adventure. His words, “You are on holiday,” echoed in our ears as we embarked on a 40-minute ride to the hotel.

Traditional Charm Meets Canarian Class

Arrival at the hotel was nothing short of theatrical. A bell boy, decked out in traditional Canarian attire, ushered us to the check-in desk. Champagne in hand, we couldn’t help but notice the entire front-of-house crew donning Canarian costumes, adding a touch of flair to the hotel’s style. Room 312, our abode for the week, offered a deluxe sea view that encompassed the beach, sea, and the charming Island of Lobos.

Oly, the Room Whisperer

Our living quarters were under the enchantment of Oly, our daily room sorcerer. Not that we’re messy creatures, but Oly left our room sparkling every day. From turned-down bed linens to nightly chocolates, we were living the high life.

However, a quest for a humble kettle turned into an odyssey as we discovered that only the initial tea and coffee were complimentary. A minor hiccup, but certainly an eyebrow-raiser in our hotel escapades.

The Feast Fit for Royals

Morning Symphony and Evening Ballet

With breakfast and dinner on the agenda, we waltzed into the buffet dining area. Bright and spacious, it served as the stage for a gastronomic performance. From 8:00 to 11:00, breakfast became a symphony of cereals, fruit, eggs of all varieties, sausages, bacon, and, of course, champagne for the early risers. The evening affair featured a rotating cast of continental, Mediterranean, Spanish, Italian, TexMex, and fish buffets. Starters, main courses, and a chat with the chefs—each night was a culinary spectacle.

Sand, Sea, and Sips

The hotel’s beach, while not entirely private, provided a sandy haven. Lifeguards and a beachside bar added to the charm. Sun loungers, windbreaks, and parasols were strategically positioned, with attentive beach staff at your beck and call. A private promenade, though at an extra cost, offered twin sun loungers and a bar service.

Pools, Palm Trees, and a Sauna Surprise

For those not fond of sand between their toes, the hotel boasted pools in a garden oasis. An indoor spa with pools, jacuzzi, steam rooms, saunas, and a gym provided an escape from the beach buzz. However, a naked gentleman in the sauna, unbeknownst to hotel regulations, added an unexpected twist to our spa experience.

Strolling into Corralejo

Our energetic strolls into Corralejo, whether by road or beach, led us to the heart of the town. A taxi ride back from the ‘music square’ was a mere 4 euros, a small price for skipping the return journey on foot.

Parting Words from Paradise

In the grand tapestry of our Fuerteventura fiesta, the Gran Hotel Atlantis Bahia Real stood out as a beacon of relaxation. We’d throw our recommendation at it faster than you can say “Champagne breakfast.” Until our next adventure, may your travels be as charming and cheeky as our Canarian escapade.