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Fuerteventura Fiesta: Midway Madness

Basking in Bahia Real Bliss

Ahoy, fellow wanderlusters! Gather around as I regale you with tales from the sun-soaked paradise that is Gran Hotel Atlantis Bahia Real in Corralejo, Fuerteventura. We’ve hit the mid-point of our stay, and let me tell you, it’s been a cocktail of sun, sand, and serenity.

Sun-Kissed Shenanigans

Picture this: 21 degrees of pure bliss every single day. Sure, there are a few clouds playing hide-and-seek, but they vanish faster than your weekend plans. The beach breeze tricks you into thinking you’re invincible, but beware – defy that feeling, and you might end up as crispy as yesterday’s bacon. Yours truly learned this lesson the hard way.

Service with a Smile (and a Side of “Buenos Dias”)

The hotel staff here are like happiness incarnate. Smiles, “Buenos Dias,” and “Buenos Noches” abound, making you feel like royalty with a sun hat. Need to relocate your sun lounger? Blink, and they’ve magically transported it to your desired spot. It’s like having a personal concierge, but with more flair and fewer formalities.

Culinary Escapades

Let’s talk about the pièce de résistance – the food. Breakfasts are a symphony of cereals, breads, meats, cheeses, and omelettes freshly crafted to your liking. The dinner themes are as diverse as a Tinder profile – we’ve danced with roast meats, flirted with Tex-Mex, courted Japanese, and dove into the depths of Mediterranean delights. Just last night, I savored parrot fish cooked by Rebecca from Chesterfield, a local with a flair for fishy tales. Warning: parrot fish comes with more bones than a graveyard, so tread carefully.

Beach Babblings and Seaside Saunter

Most days have been a love affair with the beach. While the hotel pool flaunts its charms, the hypnotic melody of crashing waves serenades our souls. A stroll to Corralejo by the beach, overlooking the ferry pier to Lanzarote, became an adventure in its own right. Drinks, shopping, and a detour into a naturist reserve (cue awkward encounters with retirees) – because who doesn’t need a surprise in their vacation?

Bookish Escapades and Spa Soirees

In a surprising turn of events, I, the beach bum, ventured into the realms of literature with Game of Thrones – book one. Meanwhile, Michele enjoyed the solitude of sunbathing. After a rendezvous with the written word, we explored the hotel spa – a haven of tranquility with pools, jacuzzis, water jets, steam rooms, and saunas. Michele, not one for the heat, found herself fleeing from an unexpected nude encounter in the sauna. Note to self: choose reading over unexpected sightings.

Libations and Late-Night Levity

Nights were a symphony of spirits at the hotel bar. Vodka and fresh orange became our liquid companions, generously poured to ensure every sip was a journey to bliss. Entertainment, albeit a tad pricey, added the perfect touch to our nocturnal escapades. Three vodka and orange concoctions plus a hot chocolate later, we reluctantly parted with €28. The memories, however, were worth every cent.

Parting Thoughts

As the sun rises on another Fuerteventura day, I’ll wrap up this tale of sun-soaked adventures. If you’ve relished this chronicle of our escapades, why not dive into the treasure trove of other tales I’ve spun?

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